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Replies to Spam - I'm so tempted

I'm a big fan of Bruce Lawson's replies to spam. It is truly hilarious. I don't have the nerve to play this game with an e-mail address that I really care about so I never sent this along but I am so very tempted and here is what my first correspondence would look like. What do you think ?

On Tue, December 7, 2010 8:50 am, David Cone wrote:
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> Hello,
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> I feel quite safe dealing with you in this business proposition having
> gone through your remarkable profile on the internet .Though, this medium
> (Internet) has been greatly abused, I choose to reach you through it
> because it still remains the fastest, surest and most secured mediumof
> communication.
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> Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a
> hoax mail and I urge you to treat it with the seriousness it deserves. I
> also guarantee you that this transaction is hitch free from all what you
> may think of. I am introducing my self as David Cone, the only son of late
> Chief Edward Cone.
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> I wish to request for your assistance in a financial transaction and I
> also wish to invest in Manufacturing and real estate management in your
> country. I have Six Million, Two Hundred Thousand United States
> Dollars.USD($6,200,000.00) to invest in your country, and I will require
> your assistance in receiving the funds in your personal/company account
> for investment.
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> Awaiting your immediate response
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> Best Regards
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> David Cone
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Dear Mr. Cone,

How are you ? Its been a long time since our last correspondence. How is Connie ? How are things in Remulak ? or in France in general ;-) ? It is true that my investment advice is well known. Real Estate Eh ? Would you be interested in a large bridge in London ? I think you must agree that I have treated your email with the "seriousness it deserves".
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